There’s no other way to get into this than to be blunt: super veiny penis-shaped lipsticks are covering women’s lips everywhere. Wait, we can do better. Ahem … Phallic-shaped lipstick featuring penises that are not too girthy but are way smaller than any dick in our office (despite what our ex-girlfriends might tell you!) are a thing now. Although they were created as a gag gift, what woman wouldn’t want to draw attention to her lips by applying lipstick with a well-crafted shaft?
The Lips Dick ($5 @ Amazon.com) are getting solid reviews on Amazon, too:
I was afraid that it was going to arrive melted or deformed, but it came on time and in shape. It was a gag gift so I can’t review on the quality of the lipstick part.
4/5 stars by Rachelle M. Margheim on October 6, 2013
I obviously bought this as a gag gift. My friend loved it! She actually used it everyday! The only thing is that you don’t know what color you get when you order. You just hope it’s a good color.
4/5 stars by AVM on April 21, 2015
Who could not appreciate such a thing?!
5/5 stars by miss carter on May 17, 2015
Lots of people are appreciating them, miss carter — especially on Instagram. See for yourself …