Video: All The Endings To Your Favorite NES Games

We put together the endings of the 8-bit NES games you spent hours playing as a kid when you could have been trying to touch boobs.

By ModernMan Editors

Can you still recite the Konami Code (aka Contra Code)? When you look at drainpipes, do you think of warping? Have you ever knocked Mike Tyson and his shifty eyes on his ass? If so, you are either Buster Douglas or a big fan of the original Nintendo Entertainment System. And if you’re like us, you spent much of your childhood indoors when you could have been attempting to touch boobs — but those Triforce pieces weren’t going to put themselves together.

So to pay homage to our favorite 8-bit video game console, we asked the crew who put together our Halloween supercut video of Hands Shooting Up Out Of The Ground to compile the endings to our favorite NES games — some of which we saw back in the day, some of which we spent hundreds of hours trying in vain to see before Mom made us turn off the NES and go to bed. Well, now we’ve showed her!

Oh, and spoiler alert: Samus is a hot chick!!!!!

List of games:
Super Mario Bros.
Metroid
Mega Man
Adventure Island II
Double Dragon
Kung Fu
Blaster Master
The Rocketeer
Bubble Bobble
Tetris
Super Dodgeball
Batman
Mega Man II
Faxanadu
Golgo 13: The Mafat Conspiracy
Donkey Kong
Paperboy
Ghostbusters 2
The Adventures of Rad Gravity
Strider
Battletoads
Contra
Rush’n Attack
Rad Racer
Battle of Olympus
Ninja Gaiden 3
Gradius
Jaws
Mike Tyson’s Punchout
Legend of Zelda
Gremlins 2
Bad Dudes
Super Mario Bros. 2
Yo! Noid
Castlevania II
Ghoul School
Ninja Gaiden 2
RoboCop 3
Werewolf: The Last Warrior
Shatterhand
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
StarTropics
Goonies 2
Totally Rad
Solar Jetman
Street Fighter 2010

TAGS: 8-bit, NES, Nintendo, Nintendo Entertainment System, video, video games