Kids today! Little punks, every last one of ’em! But they’re also pretty funny sometimes. Like these idiots, who film themselves hurling gallons of milk and juice as they pretend to fall in grocery stores. Yes, it’s as stupid as that sounds — the idiots take ridiculous pratfalls, throw the milk and juice into the air, and it explodes all over the floor, freezer cases, and the idiots themselves. And it’s hilarious to watch. That is, unless you’re the poor bastard working at the grocery store who has to mop up the mess. So what we’re saying is, we think these punks throwing milk around grocery stores deserve to get their asses beat. But in the meantime, we’ll happily laugh at their antics.
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