You’ve probably encountered plenty of dicks on the road during your commute to and from work, but none as big as this one. According to Saginaw, Michigan news reporter Siobhan Riley, construction delays have been stiff for commuters, and they’ve even caused local businesses to report flaccid sales.
Okay, so we’re kinda paraphrasing Riley’s words, but based on the picture of a giant penis she drew on the traffic map while discussing road congestion, we feel like she wouldn’t object. Either way, we’d like to thank ABC 12 for the screw-up. It’s not everyday we get an excuse to post an enormous penis being drawn on live TV.