In Russia, car accidents have you! At least, that’s what the peerless Yakov Smirnoff taught us. But judging from this series of clips cobbled together from Russian dashboard cams, driving in Russia is a lot like driving in a Grand Theft Auto game. Except with more falling trees, falling power lines, lightning strikes, lost horses, lost sheep, runaway backhoes, and of course, vodka-soaked Russkies driving like … well, like vodka-soaked Russkies. Oh, and there are also guns.
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