Win $150 And Be Less Smelly Thanks To Irish Spring GEAR

Feeling lucky, smelly? Winning $150 and a bunch of Irish Spring Gear products is as easy as clicking a few links. Seriously.

By Zack Zeigler

Everyone knows when you’ve taken an Irish Shower (that’s when you douse yourself with cologne or body spray instead of scrubbing the stink off of you in an actual shower). The cloud of chemicals and overwhelming stank is a dead giveaway. So when Irish Spring sent Modern Man samples of their new GEAR products, we did a little experiment to see if we could find a suitable replacement for the Irish Shower. Our conclusion: The Irish Spring GEAR Irish Shower is a winner.

ENTER TO WIN $150 GIFT CARD & IRISH SPRING GEAR PRODUCTS HERE

That said, if you want to take your own Irish Spring GEAR Irish Shower — or a regular shower using Irish Spring GEAR products — enter our giveaway to win the following …

• $150 gift card
• 1 bottle Irish Spring GEAR Hydration Body Wash
• 1 bottle Irish Spring GEAR 3-in-1 Body Wash
• 1 bottle Irish Spring GEAR Exfoliating Clean Body Wash
• 1 super-comfy Irish Spring GEAR T-shirt
• 1 ultra-soft Irish Spring GEAR towel
• 1 Speed Stick GEAR with DRYCORE antiperspirant
• 1 Speed Stick GEAR with FRESHCORE deodorant

CLICK HERE TO WIN $150 GIFT CARD & COOL IRISH SPRING GEAR PRODUCTS

Irish Spring GEAR Exfoliating Clean Body Wash
• Contains volcanic minerals (whatever that means)
• Smells infinitely better than leprechaun tears

Irish Spring GEAR 3-in-1 Body Wash
Keeps hair, face, and your body smelling like a human being for 24 hours
Briefly allows you to look like a Smurf during the lathering process

Irish Spring GEAR Hydration Body Wash
Contains Vitamin E
Hydrates skin, not body (read: don’t drink it, idiot)

Speed Stick GEAR with DRYCORE
• Absorbs rancid stank for up to 48 hours
• Fistfights sweat

SPEED STICK GEAAR WITH FRESHCORE
• Smells lovely
• Is the only time a man is given the green light to use the word “lovely”

TAGS: Irish Shower, Irish Spring Gear, smelling good