9 Friday the 13th GIFs Starring Jason Voorhees
Grab a sixer of blood-flavored beer and watch these GIFs of Friday the 13th star Jason Voorhees hacking people up.
By ModernMan Editors
It’s that time of year again … Friday the 13th! And that of course means nothing. It’s a great marketing gimmick for Spike or AMC or whoever owns the rights to air the long-running Friday the 13th movie franchise, but for the rest of us it’s another goddamn Friday we gotta slog to work before we drink away the weekend.
To save you the boredom of sitting through Jason Voorhees films — they all pretty much suck except for the OG 1980s film, which is cool but still kind of sucks. That said, our favorite death scene where he knocks the boxer’s head off, and it comes to us courtesy of the hands-down shittiest film in the franchise — Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Thing is, that’s not Jason’s best GIF though …
Goonies never say die!
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. …
Ho-hum. Just your typical
masked murderer straphanger on a Bronx-bound 6 train.