Jason Voorhees Sure Did Kill
Lots Of People
Jason Voorhees, star of the Friday the 13th horror movie franchise, has been busy killing people since 1980. Very, very busy. Videos and GIFS inside!
By ModernMan Editors
It’s Friday the 13th. So of course we’re going to watch a Friday the 13th movie, right? Well, probably not. We like them and all, but it’s not Friday the 13th in October, so we’ll probably watch Game of Thrones or something. Still, it’s impossible to not think about Jason Voorhees and Friday the 13th on Friday the 13th.
Okay, now that we’ve fulfilled our keyword quota with Friday the 13th (we’re totally kidding Google, no need to whack us with another traffic penalty!) let’s just all decide that Jason’s best kill was when he knocked the boxer’s head off in one of the worst movies in the franchise — Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
Thing is, that’s not Jason’s best GIF though …
Is it just us or do you also repeat “Ouch!” every time the axe hits?
Looks like a typical night on a Bronx-bound train to us …
Hey, it’s slash. Get it?