Most of the porn you’ll watch in the future may very consist of threesomes: a dude, a woman, and a condom. Newly passed legislation makes condom use mandatory while filming adult movies in Los Angeles — and that includes the San Fernando Valley, which is the nation’s unofficial porn capital. Health officials have hailed the landmark vote, saying it’ll prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases; the multibillion-dollar porn movie industry claims movie sales will go flaccid, and has threatened to relocate.
All of which was just an excuse for us to go looking for the weirdest condoms we could find …
#1. McCondom Whisky-Flavored Condoms ($18 for 2 @ Amazon.com)
These will be enjoyed by either a chick who’s really cool, or by a gay dude who’s … well, really cool.
“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
“Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
“Back door, huh? Good idea!”
On second thought … don’t say any of those things.