Most of the porn you’ll watch in the future may very consist of threesomes: a dude, a woman, and a condom. Newly passed legislation makes condom use mandatory while filming adult movies in Los Angeles — and that includes the San Fernando Valley, which is the nation’s unofficial porn capital. Health officials have hailed the landmark vote, saying it’ll prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases; the multibillion-dollar porn movie industry claims movie sales will go flaccid, and has threatened to relocate.

All of which was just an excuse for us to go looking for the weirdest condoms we could find …

Kamasutra Condoms ($26 for 64)
They tell women that you’re an art lover who is also good about making plans. What a catch!

Occupy Condoms ($12 for 30)
Unfortunately, the wrapper implies that 1. you don’t want to have sex, 2. if you do have sex, you won’t be concerned about her needs, and 3. there’s always a 1 percent chance that she’s going to get preggers. In other words, much like the Occupy movement itself, these could use better packaging.

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