Weird Condoms You Can Actually Buy

Believe it or not, condoms may not be the ideal medium for personal expression.

By Zack Zeigler

Most of the porn you’ll watch in the future may very consist of threesomes: a dude, a woman, and a condom. Newly passed legislation makes condom use mandatory while filming adult movies in Los Angeles — and that includes the San Fernando Valley, which is the nation’s unofficial porn capital. Health officials have hailed the landmark vote, saying it’ll prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases; the multibillion-dollar porn movie industry claims movie sales will go flaccid, and has threatened to relocate.

All of which was just an excuse for us to go looking for the weirdest condoms we could find …

Kamasutra Condoms ($26 for 64)
They tell women that you’re an art lover who is also good about making plans. What a catch!

Occupy Condoms ($12 for 30)
Unfortunately, the wrapper implies that 1. you don’t want to have sex, 2. if you do have sex, you won’t be concerned about her needs, and 3. there’s always a 1 percent chance that she’s going to get preggers. In other words, much like the Occupy movement itself, these could use better packaging.

TAGS: condoms, sex


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Jessica Ham (Sun, 05 Feb 2012 05:36:16 +0000): LOL Actually, the fact that the Occupy condoms claim to be 99% effective is drastically higher than condom effectiveness is statistically shown as. 99% is closer to the effectiveness of hormonal birth control or IUD, which has a much higher success rate than condoms in pregnancy prevention. The more valuable protection that condoms give their users is protection from STDs due to the fact they are barrier methods. However, in a committed relationship with no multiple sex partners the benefit of STD protection with lower pregnancy protection isn't beneficial and hormonal b.c. or IUD is a better method for birth control. =D Happy humping ya'll! LOL
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Kyle Rutherford (Sun, 19 Feb 2012 02:14:59 +0000): Plus - sperm actually works as an endorphin making woman happy after sex.
Kelly Wepsiec (Sat, 02 Jun 2012 04:23:39 +0000): Sperm can cross the blood-brain barrier?
Jessica Ham (Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:46:20 +0000): Hrm I don't know. I have heard what Kyle posted before, and it wouldn't surprise me if sperm has some sort of hormonal impact on a woman, as most things related to sex in humans are hormonally driven anyway. But I'm not an endocronologist so I really don't know. =D
Kyle Rutherford (Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:02:53 +0000): Kelly - It causes a chemical chain reaction. The sperm itself doesnt cross the blood-brain barrier, but the body detects the sperm and thus releases a certain chemical into the brain.
Kyle Rutherford (Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:03:45 +0000): I'm not an endocronologist either btw. But I am majoring in biology.
Mélynda Emile (Thu, 21 Jun 2012 15:50:34 +0000): Kyle Rutherford really? come to think of it, I am happier with it than without. thought that was psychological though
Jessica Ham (Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:29:18 +0000): Yes, I believe he's right. Its a chemical called Oxytocin (spelling??) if I rremember right. It is the hormone that makes you feel all lovey and content and feeling like you have a strong bond with the other individual. Its apparently not just from sperm though (but yes, your body releases much more of this chemical when sperm is present in the body for some reason LOL) but it also releases when you pet an animal, like a dog or something. The times it is MOST prevalent within the body and released in massive amounts into the during and right after a woman has a baby. Its in HUGE amounts right after, in order to form a very strong bond with the mother so that she will feel protective and feel close already to an individual which is, essentially, a stranger to her (the baby she just brought into the world).
Jessica Ham (Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:29:38 +0000): Mélynda Emile Hormones are effin crazy dude LOL


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