Weird Condoms You Can Actually Buy

Believe it or not, condoms may not be the ideal medium for personal expression.

By Zack Zeigler

McCondom Whisky-Flavored Condoms ($4.50 for 2)
These will be enjoyed by either a chick who’s really cool, or by a gay dude who’s … well, really cool.

Love Light Technosex Condoms ($6 for 3)
Ever wanted to play Star Wars with your penis? Of course you have. And here are some things you can say when you unleash the light saber:

“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”

“Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”

“Back door, huh? Good idea!”

On second thought … don’t say any of those things.

My Face Condoms ($32 for 25)
If you show these to your buddies, you’re a hilarious goofball who knows how to have a good time. If you show these to a woman, you’re a potential serial killer. You’ve been warned.

Louis Vuitton Condom ($68 each)
This is definitely not what she meant when she asked for a Louis Vuitton bag.

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Jessica Ham (Sun, 05 Feb 2012 05:36:16 +0000): LOL Actually, the fact that the Occupy condoms claim to be 99% effective is drastically higher than condom effectiveness is statistically shown as. 99% is closer to the effectiveness of hormonal birth control or IUD, which has a much higher success rate than condoms in pregnancy prevention. The more valuable protection that condoms give their users is protection from STDs due to the fact they are barrier methods. However, in a committed relationship with no multiple sex partners the benefit of STD protection with lower pregnancy protection isn't beneficial and hormonal b.c. or IUD is a better method for birth control. =D Happy humping ya'll! LOL
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Kyle Rutherford (Sun, 19 Feb 2012 02:14:59 +0000): Plus - sperm actually works as an endorphin making woman happy after sex.
Kelly Wepsiec (Sat, 02 Jun 2012 04:23:39 +0000): Sperm can cross the blood-brain barrier?
Jessica Ham (Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:46:20 +0000): Hrm I don't know. I have heard what Kyle posted before, and it wouldn't surprise me if sperm has some sort of hormonal impact on a woman, as most things related to sex in humans are hormonally driven anyway. But I'm not an endocronologist so I really don't know. =D
Kyle Rutherford (Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:02:53 +0000): Kelly - It causes a chemical chain reaction. The sperm itself doesnt cross the blood-brain barrier, but the body detects the sperm and thus releases a certain chemical into the brain.
Kyle Rutherford (Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:03:45 +0000): I'm not an endocronologist either btw. But I am majoring in biology.
Mélynda Emile (Thu, 21 Jun 2012 15:50:34 +0000): Kyle Rutherford really? come to think of it, I am happier with it than without. thought that was psychological though
Jessica Ham (Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:29:18 +0000): Yes, I believe he's right. Its a chemical called Oxytocin (spelling??) if I rremember right. It is the hormone that makes you feel all lovey and content and feeling like you have a strong bond with the other individual. Its apparently not just from sperm though (but yes, your body releases much more of this chemical when sperm is present in the body for some reason LOL) but it also releases when you pet an animal, like a dog or something. The times it is MOST prevalent within the body and released in massive amounts into the bloodstream.......is during and right after a woman has a baby. Its in HUGE amounts right after, in order to form a very strong bond with the mother so that she will feel protective and feel close already to an individual which is, essentially, a stranger to her (the baby she just brought into the world).
Jessica Ham (Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:29:38 +0000): Mélynda Emile Hormones are effin crazy dude LOL

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