Weird Condoms You Can Actually Buy
Believe it or not, condoms may not be the ideal medium for personal expression.
By Jon Luman
McCondom Whisky-Flavored Condoms ($4.50 for 2)
These will be enjoyed by either a chick who’s really cool, or by a gay dude who’s … well, really cool.
“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
“Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
“Back door, huh? Good idea!”
On second thought … don’t say any of those things.
My Face Condoms ($32 for 25)
If you show these to your buddies, you’re a hilarious goofball who knows how to have a good time. If you show these to a woman, you’re a potential serial killer. You’ve been warned.
Louis Vuitton Condom ($68 each)
This is definitely not what she meant when she asked for a Louis Vuitton bag.