Why Every Big Summer Movie
Is Going To Suck

 

AFTER EARTH (MAY 31)
This movie will make film history. Not for being good (It’s M. Night Shyamalan directing Will Smith and Will’s perpetually anxious-looking and questionably talented son), but for being the first reboot released just weeks after its original. Seriously, isn’t this just Oblivion 2.0? Did Will and Tom Cruise’s Scientology overseers accidentally send them the same script?