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10 Terrible Halloween Masks

Is there any reason to come up with a clever Halloween costume when you can just run out and buy a mask? Actually, we have 10 reasons.

By Frank Fratelli

Terrible Halloween Masks

Some diehards devote months of time to perfecting their Halloween costumes. Others rush to Halloween pop-up stores on Oct. 31 hoping to find something amongst the carnage. And often what those people find are masks. Terrible, terrible Halloween masks.

To be fair, masks are cheap and take five seconds to put on. But you sweat your face off in them, and chances are you look like a jackass — especially if you choose one of the terrible Halloween masks we’ve found. Oh sure, they’re frightening. But not in the good way.

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arnold halloween mask

Unfortunately, this mask doesn’t make us think of Arnold. Even more unfortunately, it does make us think of goatse. (Look at the mouth.)

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jason halloween mask

What the hell? It’s just a (stupid looking) hockey mask! Wearing that and telling people you’re Jason is like growing a beard and telling people you’re a werewolf.

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