Some diehards devote months of time to perfecting their Halloween costumes. Others rush to Halloween pop-up stores on Oct. 31 hoping to find something amongst the carnage. And often what those people find are masks. Terrible, terrible Halloween masks.
To be fair, masks are cheap and take five seconds to put on. But you sweat your face off in them, and chances are you look like a jackass — especially if you choose one of the terrible Halloween masks we’ve found. Oh sure, they’re frightening. But not in the good way.
Actually, the Halloween mask is actually more frightening than the Halloween mask.
Unfortunately, this mask doesn’t make us think of Arnold. Even more unfortunately, it does make us think of goatse. (Look at the mouth.)
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What the hell? It’s just a (stupid looking) hockey mask! Wearing that and telling people you’re Jason is like growing a beard and telling people you’re a werewolf.