10 Terrible Halloween Masks

Is there any reason to come up with a clever Halloween costume when you can just run out and buy a mask? Actually, we have 10 reasons.

By Jon Luman

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

Unfortunately, this mask doesn’t make us think of Arnold. Even more unfortunately, it does make us think of goatse. (Look at the mouth.)How To Develop A Harder Slap Shot

JASON VOORHEES

What the hell? It’s just a (stupid looking) hockey mask! Wearing that and telling people you’re Jason is like growing a beard and telling people you’re a werewolf. Halloween Masks

HOWARD STERN

The only person on earth who’d think that looks like Howard Stern is Howard Stern.

TAGS: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton, Freddy Krueger, Goonies, Halloween, Jason Voorhees, mask, Michael Jackson, Michael Myers

 

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