10 Terrible Halloween Masks

Page 2 of 5

howard stern mask

The only person on earth who’d think that looks like Howard Stern is Howard Stern.

Own Private Parts on DVD for $6 @ Amazon.com

sloth halloween mask goonies

It’s not quite Sloth from The Goonies. It’s more like Slimer from Ghostbusters meets the villain from Who Shot Roger Rabbit? meets The Thing from The Thing meets our total lack of interest in this stupid mask meets Sloth from The Goonies.

Own The Goonies on DVD ($5 @ Amazon.com)