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10 Terrible Halloween Masks

Is there any reason to come up with a clever Halloween costume when you can just run out and buy a mask? Actually, we have 10 reasons.

By Frank Fratelli

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HOWARD STERN
The only person on earth who’d think that looks like Howard Stern is Howard Stern.

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LOTNEY “SLOTH” FRATELLI
It’s not quite Sloth from The Goonies. It’s more like Slimer from Ghostbusters meets the villain from Who Shot Roger Rabbit? meets The Thing from The Thing meets our total lack of interest in this stupid mask meets Sloth from The Goonies.

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