10 Terrible Halloween Masks

Is there any reason to come up with a clever Halloween costume when you can just run out and buy a mask? Actually, we have 10 reasons.

By Jon Luman

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
arnold halloween mask

Unfortunately, this mask doesn’t make us think of Arnold. Even more unfortunately, it does make us think of goatse. (Look at the mouth.)

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JASON VOORHEES
jason halloween mask

What the hell? It’s just a (stupid looking) hockey mask! Wearing that and telling people you’re Jason is like growing a beard and telling people you’re a werewolf.

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