TV Bars We Wish Existed
From neighborhood watering holes to intergalactic pubs, we’d like to order a few rounds in any of these TV bars.
By Ryan Penagos
We like bars. And we like TV. So naturally we daydream about what it’d be like to get a few rounds at some of our favorite TV bars. From pubs with loose waitresses, taverns where drunks pass out regularly on the bar counter, and establishments that turn a blind eye when a Jedi Knight lops off a patron’s arm with a lightsaber, here are the TV bars we wish existed. 
Paddy’s Pub | It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
It might have been crowned Philadelphia’s worst bar, but crappy service, sketchy customers, an even sketchier neighborhood, and assh*ole owners wouldn’t keep us out of Paddy’s Pub. Why? 1) Dee the waitress is semi-cute, extremely desperate, and oh-so easy. 2) We’ll ignore illegal activity; Paddy’s has been used as a gun range, gambling parlor, and sweat shop. 3) The staff doubles as the bar’s best customers, so on a good day, Dee, Mac, Frank, Charlie, and Dennis will get blackout drunk and forget we had a tab running.









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