The Green Jacket vs. The Gold Jacket

Green jacket at the MastersToday, an elite field of professional golfers began their quest to earn the fabled green jacket at The Masters Tournament. Next August, seven people will receive the somewhat less fabled but equally coveted gold jacket when they're inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. How do the two unusual sports trophies stack up against one another? Like so …
TRAIT MASTERS JACKET PRO FOOTBALL HoF JACKET
Color Masters Green Tainted-Mustard Yellow
Presumable Fabric The finest Georgia cotton The finest Ohio polyester
Looks Great When Paired With Old money New artificial hips
Wearers Often Mistaken For Irish Shriners Swingin' retirees
Common Insult Hurled At Wearers "Nice jacket, Kermit!" "Nice jacket, O.J.!"
Fattest Or Craziest Wearer Craig "The Walrus" Stadler Al "Nosferatu" Davis
Reminds Onlookers Of Leprechauns Jaundice
Often Found Inside Pockets Tees Vicodin