Okay, let’s just say right off the bat that Johnny Depp can do whatever the hell he wants with his facial hair and women will still find him attractive. However, you are not Johnny Depp. So a scraggly mustache and chin piece just makes you look kind of dirty and more than a little creepy. If your whole look is based around looking dirty and creepy, fine—but you’d better be the lead singer in an awesome band.
Next: Will Smith