If You Know These 9 Facts About Being Pregnant There’s Probably A Bun In Your Oven

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#5. Contractions Don’t Stop When The Baby Is Out
Unfortunately, the contractions that push that bundle of joy through the birth canal help to stop the bleeding too. These contractions will probably continue to happen for a one to two days post-birth.

Irrelevant smart-ass comment: Maybe they’re anti-vaxxers, or maybe they’re just trying to wrap their kid in a mosquito net to spare him from West Nile virus. Our money is on the former.