Want to pick her up in español? Well, you’re better off being yourself and hoping she likes you. If you’re looking to make her laugh and/or have no shot, you’re cleared to use one of these lame but kind of funny Spanish pick-up lines:
1. Hola. Me dicen el ladrón que ha venido a robar tu corazón.
Translation: “Hi. They call me a thief because I’ve come here to steal your heart.”
2. Si estás perdida te advierto que estamos bastante lejos del cielo.
Translation: “If you are lost, you should know that heaven is a long way from here.”
3. Me gustaría ser Superman para llevarte volando, pero por ahora te acompaño caminando.
Translation: “I would like to be Superman so I can carry you in flight, but for now I will stroll next to you.”
4. Si ser bella fuera un crimen, ya te habrían dado cadena perpetua.
Translation: “If beauty was a crime, you’d get a life sentence.”
5. ¿Crees en el amor a primera vista? Yo te vi primero.
Translation: “Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I saw you first.”
6. Tengo mucho calor. ¿Seras tú?
Translation: “Is it hot in here or is it you?”
7. Te pareces mucho a mi siguiente novia.
Translation: “You look a lot like my next girlfriend?”
8. Tus ojos son como el mar después de una tormenta.
Translation: “Your eyes are like the calm before the storm.”
9. Ni las estrellas en el cielo son tan bonitas como tu.
Translation: “Not even the stars above are as pretty as you.”
10. Ahora si entiendo lo del calentamiento global.
Translation: “Now I understand global warming. It must be you.”
