The Dumbest Explanations For Doping In Sports

Jan Ullrich: “It was the club drugs!”
Ullrich, the German 1997 Tour winner, tested positive for amphetamines in 2002. He blamed the test on “two little pills” he’d taken at a club the night before his test, which is pretty much like saying, “I’m innocent because I thought I was taking Ecstasy!”

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