“Global warming, my ass. It’s raining confetti, for crying out loud!”
“Oh my god, it works! Staying completely still for five minutes really does make people think you’re a mannequin.”
“You know something? He’s right! Leasing a certified pre-owned vehicle from John Elway Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram would change my life for the better.”
“But can I complete a pass while making my ‘I’ve been constipated for a week’ face?”
