How To Tell If She’s Faking It

Think you can differentiate between a manufactured orgasm and the real deal? A former faker explains why it’s not as easy as you think.

By Chloe Anderson

I’m no actress. In fact, I’m so bad at acting that I played “Non-Speaking Tree” in pretty much every school play in which I was cast. And yet even I can gasp and sputter a very convincing “I’m coming!’” like nobody’s business. And apparently I’m not alone.

A national sex study by Indiana University shows that while 85 percent of men say that their latest sexual partner had an orgasm, only 64 percent of women say they climaxed the last time they had sex. I’m almost as bad at math as I am at acting, but it sounds to me like 21 percent of the women surveyed are faking fakers — and that 21 percent of the guys totally fell for it.

Assuming you don’t want to be one of the suckers who has no idea whether or not he’s really pleasing a woman, check out these five telltale signs that her orgasm is scripted.


1. She’s Making Sense
Let’s put it this way: “That feels so good, don’t stop” is what a woman says when you’re rubbing her feet after she’s endured a long day in heels. “That … ohmi … keep … don’ t … yes, there, holy …” is what a woman says when you’re doing an excellent job in the sack. Stringing together a coherent sentence is nearly impossible when the Big O is on the horizon. And if her moans and groans sound like the moans and groans in the porn you watch — perfectly synchronized with your every thrust — your fake orgasm radar should be on high alert. That’s because women in porn are acting. Real women do not orgasm from being mercilessly pounded over and over again with little to no clitoral stimulation.

TAGS: orgasm, sex, women


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Abbie Holland (Sat, 07 Apr 2012 23:53:06 +0000): What bullshit! Don't listen to half of this! Look if you think your wife or girl friend is faking it ASK! This article will only lead you wrong the are quite a few women who not only enjoy kissing during sex but also those who find that doggy style makes for better longer orgasms!
Jonah James (Mon, 09 Apr 2012 01:41:24 +0000): pounding mercilessly works. I just asked my woman. "as long as you start off slow, then its all good".
Tyson Mabhande (Mon, 14 May 2012 20:56:04 +0000): kikikikikiki
Melanie Newcomb (Tue, 15 May 2012 14:48:31 +0000): So true
Jane Rivers (Tue, 15 May 2012 14:56:30 +0000): Holy Crap!
Keara Preston (Tue, 15 May 2012 15:08:22 +0000): lol Glad I never have to fake it! My man knows what he's doing!
Jesse Campbell (Tue, 15 May 2012 15:09:02 +0000): Lol
Shivahn L. Melendez (Tue, 15 May 2012 15:20:40 +0000): Hhhmmmmm I can agree with most!!! Sure glad I dont have to fake it though, either u get it or you don't. If you have to fake it, your only depriving yourself of an amazing time. Just saying! Know yourself and communicate!!
Brandy Lee Boney (Tue, 15 May 2012 16:20:36 +0000): I don't have to fake it, if I did then I'm not being honest to myself or my man.
Rebecca Lynn Keefer (Tue, 15 May 2012 17:30:05 +0000): squirting orgasms are the best...and there is NO faking them... just saying
Patrick Belk (Tue, 15 May 2012 20:50:08 +0000): I found that when your hitting the Koochie Meat right a woman will make an unusual noise that she had no control over.
Shamara Shauntrece (Tue, 15 May 2012 20:58:45 +0000): LMAO!!! UR CRAZY
Ashley Richard (Tue, 15 May 2012 21:35:34 +0000): I'm sorry. This is a bunch of bull shit. I can say, "That feels good, don't stop," while being at the brink of an orgasm. I don't say it as fast as I normally would and it is always in a slightly hushed tones. And I LOVE kissing while having sex. It stimulates me A LOT and can actually help my have and orgasm. And if I have at least one or two orgasms before doggy style, I can definitely have an orgasm during Doggy Style. And it's VERY hard for me to come while on top. THAT'S where guys need to stop talking dirty and shut up so I can concentrate. While some things are true in this article, a lot of things are completely false. EVERY PERSON IS DIFFERENT. You can't base facts on what only a few people say.
Ashley Richard (Tue, 15 May 2012 21:38:27 +0000): Woman usually don't make noises because they are afraid of how they sound. My BF encourages me to let loose because he loves hearing me. Besides. It can tell a guy if they are doing something right. ;)
Patrick Belk (Tue, 15 May 2012 23:45:07 +0000): Leggo Ashley Leggo
Ashley Smith (Wed, 16 May 2012 02:47:44 +0000): Hahaha. #4 Is SOOOOO not true.
Angela Griffen (Sun, 20 May 2012 14:46:39 +0000): lol, I have to say I fake it alot and there may be some truth to some of it.
(Sun, 20 May 2012 18:31:07 +0000): That makes a lot of sense dude. Wow.
Iwalani Kalahiki (Mon, 21 May 2012 14:33:26 +0000): LOL OK so ths article is letting our female secrets out eh! LOL men please take notes
Douglas Jackson (Sun, 27 May 2012 21:46:40 +0000): sucks to be
De Nisey McCall (Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:34:33 +0000): Everyone is different there is no "set in stone" sure fire way of knowing... lol Did a man write this? lol
De Nisey McCall (Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:35:14 +0000): lol to all of this...
Ashley Ann Green (Mon, 18 Jun 2012 03:59:12 +0000): Such bs. No need to fake if ur man is doing it right n I'm never clammy. I heat up but I'm not usually sweaty. Musta been a man that wrote this cus everything on here is bs. Hell, some girls don't even like clit stimulation unless its a tongue or for foreplay but not during.
Nick Benson (Mon, 31 Dec 2012 11:10:10 +0000): The first tip to stop premature ejaculation lies in reduction of anxiety before the sexual activity, with being calm with meditation, self imagery exercises and hypnosis working in many. It is a well established fact that infrequent sex could be one of the reasons for getting excessively aroused and excited. Self imagery with positive sexual experiences and interactions and meditation can be done by one’s own self and it has helped many to manage anxiety of sex and premature ejaculation. More Tips To Last Longer at In Bed--
Jorge Luis Nevares (Sun, 12 May 2013 19:04:31 +0000): Vaginal contractions. It´s a simple as that. Guys waste time looking into details without batting an eye to what's between their legs.
Jerry Jones (Thu, 05 Sep 2013 18:43:56 +0000): hard to tell if they are good at faking.


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