Selfies, pics of food, and pics of … well, whatever’s around is common nowadays. Just sift through any Instagram or Facebook feed if you require proof. And that’s because as a human collective we evidently enjoy taking photos of lame things.
But one of the lamest things we’ve seen of late is people taking photos of themselves pretending to eat food that they didn’t really eat. Of course, we’re not stalkers — anymore — so we don’t really know if tey ate the food in question or not, but you be the judge …
#1. “Oh, are we disrupting you feasting on your air soup while we attempt to win a basketball game? Our bad.”
#2. Know how we know Jenny McCarthy doesn’t eat chicken nuggets? Because everyone knows Ronald McDonald vaccinates himself and his chickens prior to slaughter.
#3. If he did he’d have the joke, “That’s how I got crabs!”
#4. We hope you’re proud of yourselves, ladies. Scaring the poor people of that live inside that chocolate mansion, you should be ashamed!
#6. Pirate face > duck face < about face.
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