The Periodic Table of Swearing

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an actual table with buttons you press to hear a guy unleash ridiculous British swears. Check out the video!

By ModernMan Editors

 

The Periodic Table of the Elements is nice and all, but it classifies elements, and who uses elements? The Periodic Table of Swearing, on the other hand, classifies something that we all use every day: filthy language. This particular table is, in fact, an actual table, with buttons you can push to hear creative swears said out loud by a computerized voice with a British accent. Some of our favorites: “Face Like a Sh!tflap,” “Bastard F*cking Tit,” and of course, “Arseholes For Goalposts.” We’re not sure what it means either.

Sadly, the table isn’t being mass produced; it’s being shown at a London art gallery.

(via Copyranter)

TAGS: swearing, video

 

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ZangFoo Ramos (Fri, 09 Dec 2011 15:15:56 +0000): Sounds pretty reasonable to me dude. Wow. www.ano-net.tk
Jørn Boisen (Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:11:32 +0000): Ah, det periodiske system. Nu. Med Vivaldi.
Willow Langdale-Smith (Sun, 11 Dec 2011 09:29:02 +0000): Giggles galore!

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