Harem Pants
Are they made to hide adult diapers? Or are they made to hide secret male genitalia? We don’t care to find out.
Fur Coats
Yes, there’s the omnipresent risk that a PETA member might dump red paint on a woman in a fur coat. But worse than that, there’s the fact that she looks like an irradiated rodent.
Clogs
Long ago, factory workers wore clogs as protection for their feet at the unspeakably dangerous sweatshops in which they worked. Then some a-hole decided they look cute.
Head Scarves
To be fair, head scarves actually look good on some people: Gypsies, pirates, guitarists in seminal New Jersey rock bands, and … actually, that’s pretty much it.
