Women’s Fashion We’d Like To See Banned

pantsHarem Pants

Are they made to hide adult diapers? Or are they made to hide secret male genitalia? We don’t care to find out.

furFur Coats

Yes, there’s the omnipresent risk that a PETA member might dump red paint on a woman in a fur coat. But worse than that, there’s the fact that she looks like an irradiated rodent.

clogsClogs

Long ago, factory workers wore clogs as protection for their feet at the unspeakably dangerous sweatshops in which they worked. Then some a-hole decided they look cute.

headscarfHead Scarves

To be fair, head scarves actually look good on some people: Gypsies, pirates, guitarists in seminal New Jersey rock bands, and … actually, that’s pretty much it.