Women’s Fashion We’d Like To See Banned

We don’t support France’s recent ban on burqas. But we would support the U.S. of A. banning some of the ridiculous things women here wear.

By Zack Zeigler

Harem Pants

Are they made to hide adult diapers? Or are they made to hide secret male genitalia? We don’t care to find out.

Fur Coats

Yes, there’s the omnipresent risk that a PETA member might dump red paint on a woman in a fur coat. But worse than that, there’s the fact that she looks like an irradiated rodent.

Clogs

Long ago, factory workers wore clogs as protection for their feet at the unspeakably dangerous sweatshops in which they worked. Then some a-hole decided they look cute.

Head Scarves

To be fair, head scarves actually look good on some people: Gypsies, pirates, guitarists in seminal New Jersey rock bands, and … actually, that’s pretty much it.

TAGS: clothes, hats, jeans, pants, sandals, shorts, women

 

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Janti Cloete (Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:21:26 +0000): What's wrong with the hat? I love it...

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