Women’s Fashion We’d Like To See Banned
We don’t support France’s recent ban on burqas. But we would support the U.S. of A. banning some of the ridiculous things women here wear.
By Zack Zeigler
Are they made to hide adult diapers? Or are they made to hide secret male genitalia? We don’t care to find out.
Yes, there’s the omnipresent risk that a PETA member might dump red paint on a woman in a fur coat. But worse than that, there’s the fact that she looks like an irradiated rodent.
Long ago, factory workers wore clogs as protection for their feet at the unspeakably dangerous sweatshops in which they worked. Then some a-hole decided they look cute.
To be fair, head scarves actually look good on some people: Gypsies, pirates, guitarists in seminal New Jersey rock bands, and … actually, that’s pretty much it.