If you run into a pregnant lady that you’re friendly with it’s easy to have a conversation — just treat her like you would any person, man or woman, that you’d encounter. If her pregnancy comes up, the basics should suffice:
How are you feeling?
When are you due?
Are you going to find out the sex of the baby?
But some people take it to another level. Maybe it’s due to a lack of self-awareness or a simply being a complete dolt. Whatever the case, here are some of the dumbest things you can say to a pregnant woman:
“Wow, you’re huge — as big as a house!”
Sweet, your eyes work. No shit she’s as big as a house — a human the size of a watermelon is about to surge out of her tiny vagina.
“Well it’s about time!”
If she’s older she might feel old. If she’s likely to feel as though you’re a nosy asshole who knows too much about her. And here’s the thing: She might be right about that.