Stormy Kromer Cap with Deerskin Brim ($50 @ Amazon.com)
You may have a wall lined with ball caps — do you really? — but not a patterned wool/nylon blend cap with a deerskin brim, right? Right. But if you want to keep your noggin warm while A) making you look like you spend more time in the woods than you actually do; and B) scaring the holy hell out of Bambi’s relatives you’ll reconsider.