#6. BOOZE IS BASICALLY THE WORST THING EVER
After watching this we’re supposed to not want to drink around kids (although that’s often the motivational force behind what drives people to drink). The trouble is, the ad really only makes us want to watch a marathon of Tim Burton movies. And maybe skip this year’s visit to Santa.
#7. TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES DON’T UNDERSTAND DRUG DEALERS
Obviously the TMNT gang never saw Lethal Weapon or The Sopranos. If they had, they’d understand that all drug dealers are murderers/Christmas tree salesmen, and that people who rat never make it out alive. Encouraging the kid to tell the teacher is like a sentence to have his face pounded after 8th period. They should be advising him to set up a sting operation 21 Jump Street-style. Where were you on that one, Donatello?