New Pictures of Dead, Dying, Or Mutilated Snowmen

16 Pictures of Dead, Dying, Or Mutilated Snowmen | ModernMan.com

“Whoa, that’s a full rainbow all the way. Double rainbow, oh my god! It’s a double rainbow, all the way. Whoa! That’s so intense. Whoa, man! Wow! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa ho ho oh my god! It’s a TRIPLE RAINBOW!” Oh my god! Oh my god! Woo! Oh wow! Woo! Yeah! Oh ho ho! Oh my god! Oh my god look at that.”

16 Pictures of Dead, Dying, Or Mutilated Snowmen | ModernMan.com

Why is a monocle considered cool but a top hat isn’t unless it’s on Abe Lincoln’s head?  Have you ever wondered that? We haven’t either.

16 Pictures of Dead, Dying, Or Mutilated Snowmen | ModernMan.com

Wearing vertical stripes make chunky guys look even fatter. Seriously.