2014 Holiday Gift Guide: Clothing

tommy john undies#4. Tommy John Skin Trunk ($29 @ Amazon.com)
Soft, stretchy, and a “no wedgie” guarantee, Tommy John boxer briefs control body temp (read: less ass sweat) and feature a horizontal fly for easy access when it’s time to spring a leak, as well as less accidental exposure. Also, sorry for the boner pic. Please forgive us.