3. SHE RESPECTS ALONE TIME
Have you hung out with a cat one-on-one lately? They’re pretty fucking independent. Outside of — or possibly because of — the emotional bonding time described above, cats make themselves available only when their busy schedule of napping and butt-licking allows, or when your warm computer keyboard compels them to lay on top of it while you’re trying to get work done. And their owners come to respect that, which means they’ll be far more likely to respect your need for alone time as well.
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