1. SHE WON’T MANIPULATE YOU
Pet personality researchers — believe it or not, they exist — have found that cat owners tend to be, among other desirable things, straightforward and trusting. It makes sense: If a cat is hungry, he waits by his food dish; if he’s pissed, he lunges. No bitching, sulking, or mind games, which is a perfect match for his owner’s no-nonsense disposition. So if you want a tease, hit up the dog park. If you want a woman who won’t leave you guessing, hang out in the sticks-with-sparkly-feathers-tied-to-them aisle at PetSmart.
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