IT BURNS WHEN I PEE
You have an STD, obviously, Just kidding, it’s not that simple, although you might in fact have an STD. Dysuria, which is painful urination, or more colloquially, the feeling as if your penis has transformed into a blowtorch. The most common cause is a bacterial infection in the urinary tract. The STDs gonorrhea and chlamydia also cause the blowtorch effect. With either condition, you might experience cloudy urine and pain in the back or abdomen. Either way, it’s your dick, so don’t play around with it (heh heh) — get a professional to treat it.
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