Bugatti Diva 15-Bar Pump Espresso Machine ($1,300 @ Amazon.com)
You may need caffeine in the morning, but you don’t need to stand in long lines at coffee shops. The Diva — don’t worry, it’s totally butch — is made by carmaker Bugatti, so it’s no surprise it looks like it would be just as at-home under your hood as on your kitchen counter. The die-cast aluminum cappuccino and espresso maker warms up in minutes, can froth milk, boasts an easy-to-read gauge, and features a pump that pulls two shots at a clip, so your order will be ready in no time.