CANDY CANE VODKA
• 8 regular-sized (aka 6-inch) candy canes
• 1½ cups vodka — or whatever your mason jar holds
• Unwrap the candy canes and break ’em in half.
• Place the broken candy canes into a mason jar.
• Pour the vodka on top of the candy canes, and watch them die a slow death until they dissolve completely (this might take an hour or two).
• Drink 5-6 like nobody’s watching.
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