Speedo Briefs
Hang on, hear us out. We know that you’re not aiming to look like a European porn star (is that presumptuous?), but if you can pull it off, Speedos are really a great buy. They offer faster, full range of motion in the water and can also help you to get the best tan, short of a nude beach. And you also don’t have to worry about being soaking wet for an hour after you get on dry land. Just make sure you get one that fits — a too-tight speedo is typically the culprit when it comes to frightful speedo sightings.
