#3. Topps Garbage Pail Kids Original 1980’s Series 7 Set ($45 @ Amazon.com)
Sure, Garbage Pail Kids are crass and vomit-inducing. But they’re also amazing. This 1980s set has been preserved for your unwrapping pleasure. In a pinch, this Series 7 set makes for a cool, too.
#4. Super Pogo 1505 Pogo Stick ($105 @ Amazon.com)
It’s a metal bar on a spring — what could go wrong!? A lot, most likely. But still, bouncing up an down on a one that’s better engineered and less likely to snap is still something some of us old folks wouldn’t mind doing — especially since crazy things like skateboarding and tree climbing are out of the question.