Crosley Memory Master ($400)
The Memory Master isn’t just a three-speed turntable (33-1/3, 45, and 78 rpm). It also plays CDs and cassettes — what, no 8-tracks? — and can transfer your vinyl or cassettes onto CDs. Yes, yes, even CDs are starting to become a little archaic, so the Memory Master is also equipped with a USB port so you can hook it up to your computer and rip and edit all of your music.