Watch the trailer for Sharknado. Go ahead, we’ll wait.
If you’re not dying to see Steve Sanders from Beverly Hills 90210 (aka Ian Ziering) slice a flying shark in half with a chainsaw, we don’t want to know you. Besides, you’d do the same if a monster storm sent hundreds of sharks into the path of a raging tornado that literally caused it to rain sharks. (That’s the, uh, plot.)
For those interested — in other words, everyone — Sharknado premieres Thursday night on the Syfy network.