The Dumbest Explanations For Doping In Sports

brianBrian Cushing: “It was the weight room!”
The Houston Texan’s high school and college careers were dogged by rumors of steroid use. And after testing positive for Human Chorionic Gonadotropin — “Gonad” being the operative word — Cushing invented a whole new ailment: Overtrained Athlete Syndrome, a.k.a. I-Don’t-Know-Why-My-Balls-Are-So-Small Syndrome.
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