#7. Guys Cuts His Nails, Gets Beaten To A Bloody Pulp With A Bat
Thirty-nine-year-old Christopher Michael East doesn’t look like a guy you’d want to mess with. And, as it happens, he is most certainly not. This point was made brutally clear when East beat the hell out of 79-year-old Bill Newell for snipping his nails outside of East’s apartment. (He also stole Newell’s wallet). Dog shit, vomit, and pollution are all okay, but nail bits just don’t sit well with Christopher Michael East. Unsurprisingly, East was arrested and put into lockup with hundreds of psychos who look as crazy as he does in his mugshot.
