We’re not sure what the beef is between these two crazy Russians, but we’re assuming one dude stole the other dude’s vodka. Whatever the issue is, the older guy in the hat — considering the fact that he’s a pickled Russkie, he may very well be like 24 — absolutely owns the pissed-off younger fella.
Not only does hat guy manage to eventually secure a Vulcan nerve pinch on his attacker, he fends off the aggressor’s wild kicks and windmill punches while never letting go of his delicious cigarette. Does that make him a мастер каратэ (karate master)? No chance in hell, says angry Chuck Norris.
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Pro tip: when you’re playing with your shiny new lighter it’s best not to torch your entire pad whilst doing so.