We’ve never delivered pizzas, but it seems like a pretty great job considering how often you’re greeted at the door by an attractive woman who wants to have sex with you. (We’ve seen it a lot in movies.) The pizza delivery guy in this video, on the other hand, isn’t so lucky. Instead, he’s greeted by a bunch of dicks wearing old-timey robes and masks who are pretending to have a candlelit Mason ceremony in which, one assumes, something is going to be sacrificed other than just a New Year’s resolution to avoid carbs. To his credit, the delivery guy goes with the flow, even when he’s presented with his tip as though it’s the blood of a 100 virgins. (It’s not.)
