Reporter Steve Keeley was in the midsts of a field report during a snowstorm in New Jersey. If that assignment wasn’t shitty enough, while he was doing his schtick he nearly got plowed by a, uh, plow that was, uh, plowing the streets. Unfortunately for those of us who enjoy schadenfreude, Keeley wasn’t knocked off of his feet when he was blasted by a tidal wave of snow. Fortunately, he wasn’t injured. Next snowstorm maybe he’ll tempt fate by dressing in all white and performing his segment while standing between the yellow lines in the road.
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