Everyone knows when you’ve taken an Irish Shower (that’s when you douse yourself with cologne or body spray instead of scrubbing the stink off of you in an actual shower). The cloud of chemicals and overwhelming stank is a dead giveaway. So when Irish Spring sent Modern Man samples of their new GEAR products, we did a little experiment to see if we could find a suitable replacement for the Irish Shower. Our conclusion: The Irish Spring GEAR Irish Shower is a winner.
ENTER TO WIN $150 GIFT CARD & IRISH SPRING GEAR PRODUCTS HERE
That said, if you want to take your own Irish Spring GEAR Irish Shower — or a regular shower using Irish Spring GEAR products — enter our giveaway to win the following …
• $150 gift card
• 1 bottle Irish Spring GEAR Hydration Body Wash
• 1 bottle Irish Spring GEAR 3-in-1 Body Wash
• 1 bottle Irish Spring GEAR Exfoliating Clean Body Wash
• 1 super-comfy Irish Spring GEAR T-shirt
• 1 ultra-soft Irish Spring GEAR towel
• 1 Speed Stick GEAR with DRYCORE antiperspirant
• 1 Speed Stick GEAR with FRESHCORE deodorant
CLICK HERE TO WIN $150 GIFT CARD & COOL IRISH SPRING GEAR PRODUCTS
Irish Spring GEAR Exfoliating Clean Body Wash
• Contains volcanic minerals (whatever that means)
• Smells infinitely better than leprechaun tears
Irish Spring GEAR 3-in-1 Body Wash
• Keeps hair, face, and your body smelling like a human being for 24 hours
• Briefly allows you to look like a Smurf during the lathering process
Irish Spring GEAR Hydration Body Wash
• Contains Vitamin E
• Hydrates skin, not body (read: don’t drink it, idiot)
Speed Stick GEAR with DRYCORE
• Absorbs rancid stank for up to 48 hours
• Fistfights sweat
SPEED STICK GEAAR WITH FRESHCORE
• Smells lovely
• Is the only time a man is given the green light to use the word “lovely”