Video: Troll Curses Out Trumpet Player

Practice your trumpet on the streets of New York City and you might find yourself dealing with a nutbag like this dude with the receding hairline, exposed milky-white chest, and jacked up pants. We can’t give the whole story since the video picks up after the initial encounter, but what we can surmise is that the guy trying to blow a few notes on his brass pissed off this not-so-happy troll fella who arguing with the voices in his head while passing by.

This, naturally, led to a magnificent tirade about what the word artists means, who was a better trained musician — troll man was trained both classically and contemporaneously — and how the guy and his trumpet are basically the cause of all the shitty things in the world. In other words, watching this video is the best thing to happen to our day.