Leg Warmers with Heels
For crying out loud, how cold can ankles get?
Boyfriend Jeans
If a woman wants to wear an article of her boyfriend’s clothing, terrific! But she should stick to button-downs and T-shirts (underwear optional).
Bermuda Shorts
The skirt is a far superior article of warm-weather clothing. Hell, if we could get away with it, we’d wear them. So why do some women choose to wear something that reminds us of our grandma looking for her ball on the 9th fairway?
Kitten Heels
These are just cheating.
