8 Amazing Real-Life Prison Escapes
The problem with convicted criminals escaping prison is that they’re, uh, convicted criminals. Nevertheless, some of their escapes are pretty ingenious.
By Ryan Penagos
There are few things more terrifying than going to prison. For starters, most of your personal freedoms and the majority of your dignity are stripped from you the moment you step inside a prison. Then there’s the whole matter of living with serial killers, murderers, and rapists.
So who can blame inmates for wanting to escape prison? While successful prison breaks are rare — except, as you’ll find out, in Afghanistan — they do happen. And when they do, they’re totally awesome. They rely on luck, the help of crooked guards, other inmates, buddies nice enough to hijack a helicopter, and some pretty ingenious planning. At least, that’s the case with these eight amazing real-life prison breaks.
Alcatraz Federal Prison | San Francisco, California | June 11, 1962
During its 29-year existence as a federal prison, Alcatraz held big shots like mob boss Al Capone — but it couldn’t hold Frank Morris, John Anglin, and Clarence Anglin.
The trio, led by Morris and with the help of Allen West (he didn’t make it out of his cell in time to actually take part in the escape), spent two years preparing. Behind their cells was an unguarded corridor that led to a vent on the roof. To get there they had to chisel away a concrete cell wall, and, of course, it had to be done slowly and on the QT. Once they were through, they put lifelike paper mache dummy heads adorned with flesh-tone paint and hair from the barbershop in their beds to fool the guards. Then they climbed out of the vent, onto the roof, and down 50 feet of piping to the ground where a makeshift raft made from raincoats took them across 1.5 miles of water to San Francisco.
Well, maybe. The official report claims the men drowned in the chilly waters of San Francisco Bay. But we prefer to believe the TV show MythBusters, which concluded in 2003 that the escape from Alcatraz was, in fact, possible.