#2. REGIFT SHAMELESSLY
Did your boss forget you’re a beer-swilling manly man and give you an expensive bottle of champagne for the holidays? Unless you’re a uncontrollable booze hound, regift it. Squirreling away anything that remotely seems giftable may seem cheap, but it’s also smart — especially for the obligatory occasions where everyone expects you to give a gift but not one that’s too cool or unique.
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From unused gift cards to stuff you kind of want but never took out of the package, your regifting skills will allow you to live up to those low expectations.