#4. “Did you know there are more plastic flamingos in the U.S. than real ones?”
Give me a weird and random fact over a generic “sup” any day. I’m willing to bet most women with a heartbeat agree. It doesn’t even matter if the fact is true or not — if it gets her to think, laugh, or shake her head at its absurdity at your obvious BS, she’s likely to reply. Point: You.
Also: 5 Awful ‘Compliments’ You Can Give A Woman
#5. “What vegetable do you think is the biggest asshole?”
Again, this may be my weird sense of humor, but I love when guys can match my quirkiness. Again, it’s obvious that you’re physically attracted to her. But the convo is a time to see whether you’re on the same page in other ways. So be weird, be quirky, be real. Holding back on the “wanna hook up?” texts until you’ve actually, you know, met in real life is a smarter play. Plus, if she doesn’t get your sense of humor over text, if you actually did meet up the chances you’d get laid are slim anyhow.
