8 Microbrews That Have Terrible Names

oeoOld Engine Oil

This thick UK porter pours super dark — like old engine oil, get it? — and has hints of dark chocolate, which makes it a huge hit among the grease-monkey crowd.



irish deathIrish Death Ale

The makers call it “beer candy” — smooth, sweet, and strong at 7.8 percent ABV. But some guys simply arrrrren’t man enough to make it past the label’s skull and crossbones.